September 16, 2008
My dogs hate Billy Mays
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You know, the guy with the high pitched obnoxious voice, the beard, and always screaming on such infomercials as oxyclean. "Hi, Billy Mays here..." please, not again! When his commercials come on, the dogs run out of the house! I can't change the channel fast enough. One day this happened, and I swear, every channel I changed to had a Billy Mays commercial going. I wish they'd get this carnival barker off the air...he's driving us all nuts. Besides Billy Mays, the dogs can't tolerate vacuum cleaners, lawn mowers, leaf blowers, and screaming kids.
Today, I was in the make-shift dog park (new school and neighborhood under construction) with the pups. I had them on a leash as usual since there are coyotes around. Well, this young woman was running with her two dogs that weren't on a leash. They came up to us as we were sitting on a dirt ledge and I started talking with the woman about dogs and the new development as the four dogs got acquainted. All of a sudden I felt a warm feeling on my back and butt. The woman then sheepishly says, "I think your dog just relieved himself on you".
Well, I reached around and felt my back. Sure enough, it was saturated. Wolfie had peed on me. First time ever. I was shocked. How could my loving, trusty companion do such as thing? Little brat! On the way back home I tried to figure out why he peed on me? Was he jealous? Was he trying to get my attention (well, you did Pal!)? Or was he pissed off because he was on a leash and the other dogs weren't? I don't know. Maybe the next time a Billy Mays commercial comes on he will pee on the TV screen instead of running out the doggie door. I wonder if Mr. Mays has dogs.
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